AFC Players (Men’s)

Mikel Arteta

We’ve got Super Mik Arteta,
He knows exactly what we need;
Kieran at the back, Gabi in attack,
Arsenal on the way to Champions League

Bukayo Saka

Based on ABBA’S “Voulez-Vous”

Bukayoooo, Saka,
Running down the wing,
Saka,
Hear the Arsenal sing.
Saka,
We are gonna win the league [or] (He’s Arsenal through and throuuuugh)

Martin Ødegaard

Based on Planet Funk’s “Chase the Sun”

Been dreaming all day
of our number 8
Martin Ødegaard, Oi Oi Oi
He’s fucking magicalx
When he’s on the ball
Martin Ødegaard, Oi Oi Oi

Kai Havertz

Based on “Waka Waka”

Tsamina mina, eh, eh
Waka waka, eh, eh
60 million down the drain
Kai Havertz scores again
(Repeated)

Gabriel King of Brazil

You’ll fall in love, I know you will.
Our number 6 is the king of Brazil.
Our centre-half, he’ll give you hell.
Our wall at the back is Gabriel…
Ole Ola, Ole Ole….

Saliba!

Based on “Tequila”

Do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do
Owowohhoo০
SALIBA !!
Do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do
Owowohhoo SALIBA..!!

Benny White White

Based on The Merrymen’s “Feeling Hot Hot Hot”

Benny White White White.
Benny White White White,
Benny White White White….

Jurrien Timber

Based on “September” by Earth Wind & Fire.

Ohhh eh oh, Jurrrrieen Timber,
Ohhh eh oh, he’s our Dutch defender,
Ohhh eh oh, he never gives the ball away.

Gabriel Jesus

Ohhhhhh.
Mik Arteta called him,
Said “”nows your time to shine””.
Cos I am collecting Gabi’s,
And Gunner make you mine,
They say he walks on water,
Then turns it into wine,
Oh I believe in Jesus,
The Arsenal number 9

Martinelli

Based on “Bella Ciao”

His name is Gabi, he’s from Sao Paulo and he plays for Arsenal.””
Na na na na na (x2)
Na na na
Na na na na na
(Repeated)

Declan Rice 1

We got him half price. We got him half priiiiiice.
Declan Rice,
We got him half price!

Declan Rice 2 (is magic)

Declan Rice is magic, he wears a magic hat,
he could have stayed at West Ham but he said ‘no f*** that.
He’ll score one on the left side,
he’ll score one on the right and when we win the Champions League
we’ll sing his song all night!””

Declan Rice 3 (Rice Rice)

Based on “Ice Ice Baby”

Rice Rice Baby

Whooooa Mikel Merino

Whooooa Whooooa Mikel Merino.
Whooooa Whooooa Mikel Merino,
Whooooa Whooooa Mikel Merino
(repeated)

Calafiori

Calio-fantastico
Calio-magnifico
Ole Ole Calafiori

Trossard again

Trossard again ole ole.
Trossard again ole ole,
Trossard again ooh,
Trossard again ooh,
Trossard again ole ole,

Ebe Eze

Based on “Sway”

We can hear them crying at the Lane,
Eberechi, he scores again.
One call with Mik Arteta he said wow.
F**k off Tottenham, I’m a Gooner now…..
Na na na na naa na na na na naaaa
Na na na naa na na na naaa

Viktor Gyokeres

Based on “Push It – Salt & Pepper”

He comes from Sweden, the girls are very nice.
He dumped his girlfriend, to play in red and white.
He’s scoring goals with the cannon on his chest.
His name is Viktor, Viktor Gyokeres!
Dududududu

Lewis Skelly

49-49 Lewis Skelly
49-49 I say
49-49 Lewis Skelly
Playing Football the Arsenal Way

David Raya

Du du du duru
David Raya
Du du du duru
David Raya

Piero Hincapie

Pierrroooooo Hincapie
The Arsenal get excited when they see you play
Strange that this feeling grows more and more
Cause we’ve never had a player from Ecuador!

Ethan Nwaneri

He goes by the name of Nwaneri
He replaced Bukayo on the right
He scored in Spain
On a Wednesday Night
He got an A in his GCSE
He goes by the name of Nwaneri
Nwaneri
Nwaneri

Noni Madueke

Based on “Don’t you want me baby”

He’s left the blues behind
He’ll never change his mind
He’s leading our attack . .
And you will ALL, BE, SORRY…
Noni Madueke, Noni Maduuueeeeeke
Noni Madueke, Noni Madueeeekee

Noni Madueke 2

Based on “Dirty Cash (Money Talks)”

Noni Scores
Noni Scores
Madueke wants you
Madueke needs you
ohhh

Zubimendi / Kepa / Dowman

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